Allergic to Holidays

I am allergic to Holidays. I don't enjoy them one bit. I don't like fireworks, crowds, gifts, cakes with candles, playing dress-up, shopping, stress, staying up until midnight, formal dinners... I like everyday life and spontaneous visits of friends and family, nothing planned, nothing expected. With holiday season just around the corner I am slowly getting irritated. Can I boycott the holidays this year? Will this traumatize my kids? I have to think this through.